Monday, October 20, 2014

SHOKING TRUTH# WHAT "CHURCH BOYZ" IGNORE BUT WE LADIES FIND SEXY



😙Hey Real Men!

So am out to get you this time :D [Just kidding]. Well am sure you all had your time with the last article on ‘shocking truth# what church girls ignore but real men find sexy?’ . The tables have turned.

A church boy said: “Yeah! There are some things the church didn’t prepare us for… but without the church, there were some things we could never face”

WARNING: If you happen to be a ‘saint’, this might be “unholy” for you, so please don’t read further.

DISCLAIMER:
This might generate a lot of arguments about whether or not it’s appropriate considering am not ‘a real man’, I am not above corrections, so feel free to swag or slam :D .

1.      You’ve Got Talent?!

A man who knows his way around his instruments, knows his way around his ‘instrument’, u got that? :D
Whether it’s your guitar-playing ability, your handyman expertise or penchant for photography, women love a man who has a passion and is good at it. There’s something very alluring about a lively, interesting guy with skills! :D

2.      Listening Ability
Fellaz, maybe you impress easily, but the fact that you actually remember how you order your lattes or that your favorite writer’s new novel is out is a huge deal! As ladies, a guy who hears us and remembers our favorite things is extremely sexy. The ability to just listen and not necessarily give us direction is also a bonus.

3.      Confidence
Ask any woman what makes a guy sexy and the collective answer is "confidence." A man who is self-assured and knows what he wants is admirable and makes us feel secure when we are with him. [You know, have that macho JAMES BOND aura, we totally dig that :D]

4.      A great kisser [that’s top notch :D ]

“Zac Efron’s style? Now that’s totally sexy”
Stop giving me that look o :D _ now this is what I still wouldn’t whether or not it is wrong to kiss in a relationship, as I stated earlier on in the previous article, listen to your pastors :D . Nonetheless, a man who is a great kisser is just like jam on toasted bread. In the marital context, you’re not too far from a great steamy make-out session_ in-fact a well-executed kiss is always your ticket to the main event, you got that? :D .So drop that awkward mindset, and read up, don’t be like those men who act as though a woman’s supple tender lips is shaki or amala that needs to be devoured [oops :D ].

5.      Smarty Pants
“He’s got brains”
Long after the looks fade, there’s a trait that can keep we the ladies in love with you forever. It’s called intelligence. A real man who’s got that has a big advantage in life and love. Read books, surf the internet for Godly but down to earth materials on how to treat your woman right [books: EVERY WOMAN & HIS NEEDS, HER NEEDS :D ], this holds up to 85% on our sexy profile.

6.      A Great sweet Smile
In the physical realm, we all prefer different body types and sizes. One thing most women agree upon and notice immediately is a guy with a genuine smile. Having nice teeth is also a bonus [by this I mean clean teeth, may not be ‘white’ in colour but there shouldn’t be plagues etc. :D]. This tells us ladies that you take good care of yourself [o! ensure that big great smile is accompanied with a fresh breath too hehehe :D]

7.      Kindness

“He’s great with kids. He’s thoughtful and loving with his friends and family”
This is a fantastic indicator that you will be good to us as well, and why kindness is a very desirable trait.

8.      Humor Us please
Laughter is the best therapy for dealing with life’s harsher moments. Being with a guy who has an excellent sense of humor and can also find the funny during tough times is a real find – and needless to say, sexy.

9.      Twig Eye Contact
Many women commented that a man who could look her in the eye was the definition of sincere and sexy. Now, a guy with great eyes who isn't afraid to look into ours can make us a little weak in the knees. We love such connection.

10. Away with “Drama kings”
A guy who has got it all figured out - and doesn't come bearing lots of drama, exes, or other issues, is refreshing, impressive and very appealing, totally sexy.

11. ‘The Voice’
“We’re talking James Earl Jones’ voice”
David Beckham is lucky he's got great looks, because his voice ... not so sexy. An average-looking guy with an amazing voice can increase his sexy ranking a few notches. Throw an accent in there and they are golden in our eyes! I personally dig that.

12. Dress sense

“Package your swag tight, not that nigga-gangster-in-the-hood-tattoos-all-pierced kinda look [whatever that means]”

the character Barney in "how i met your mother" TV series would say, "suit up...it would be legendary". As much as I would not want to impose my idea of a good dress sense, this plays a vital role. A real man with a poor dress sense, would not even be given the opportunity to express one-third of the above mentioned, asin, you’ll be shut out before you get the chance to say hello. On a scale of 1-10, a real man who walks up to us ladies all tushed up looking like George Clooney or Chidi Mokeme or John Dumelo is like a 10 on our “sexy scale”, don’t come dragging your slippers with saliva all over and saying what? Sorry I didn’t get you.

Real men always keep it real, don’t go beyond your budgets though, simplicity is also the ultimate sophistication, but let us know that you twig dress sense, that’s so sexy.

That wasn’t so bad afterall, So now you know the secrets. You’ve also looked behind the curtain and found exactly what us ladies notice when we’re out and about as-well. Above that, you now know why we ladies look for these things outside the church. You want to make us ladies feel there’s no doubt you would rock our world if you are lucky enough to wed us? That’s the simple way out. However, if you see that pouring off of you, you’d better believe we’ll be fighting for that chance with you.

Until next post, yours sincerely
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